wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

sativataurus:

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

fairy-gawd-muva:

dont-touch-my-fandoms:

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

taahko:

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

partlysmith: “The Shape of Water (dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2017) ”

partlysmith:

The Shape of Water (dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2017)